God bless America,
Every single one of these sounds like they’re were made by a stoned teenager.
There is nothing on this list that I don’t want to eat.
but just imagine the foods we would come up with if we had a stoned teenager marketing team
I reblogged this yesterday but I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING
CRYING OMG HELP ME THE LONGER YOU STARE AT IT THE FUNNIER IT GETS
OH MY GOD
I had every single one of those book
i sTILL HAVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE BOOKS I’M CRYING I WANNA GO REREAD THEM ALL BRB
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.
Me: Why are these frozen..?
My little bro: They needed to cool down
Me: What? Why?
My little bro: Because they’re hot wheels.